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TRIPLE LINDY
"FLIP YEA"
Flipping through the air with poise, the terpenes on this one are hard to pin point. This in house selection is not the easiest to grow, but her fruits are worth the labor. The taste and effects are all there, surely this strain will be around for many years to come.
Winner of Zalympix Winter Olympics 2022 for Best Overall, Most Potent, and 2nd in Best Tasting 🏆
Effects: Euphoric, Relaxing
Aroma/Taste: Floral, Fruity, Dark Berries, Sweet Candy, Gas
Primary Terpenes: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Linalool, Humulene, Pinene
Purple Dinosaur
Earthy, fermented grapes and musty elderberries, the Purple Dinosaur leaves her stench for all to smell. She will also leave you wondering, “what did I need in the kitchen 🤔.” With a very spacey chill high, expect to enjoy yourself to the max.
Effects: Chill, Good social weed
🏆 Winner of Lumpy's Flowers Norcal's Finest for best hybrid
Aroma/Taste: Fermented fruit, heavy floral notes
Primary Terpenes: Limonene, Linalool, Caryophyllene, Ocimene, Myrcene
ITEM 9
"IT'S THE BEE'S KNEE'S 🐝"
Effects: Energized, Motivated, Uplifted
Aroma/Taste: Butterscotch, Sweet, Earthy Funk
Primary Terpenes: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene, Humulene
p90
"GAS MAN"
Destined for the fashion runway, P90 is shining bright like a diamond. But when you smell like her, the only place you're going unnoticed is the city dump. With an ooey-gooey sticky feel, and insane funk that burns your nose, this strain hits you like a bulldozer.
Effects: Heavy Eyes, Sedative
Aroma/Taste: Gas, Funk, Burnt Rubber, Dessert
Primary Terpenes: Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Limonene, Myrcene, Humulene
Jesus shuttlesworth
"UMAMI, PASTRAMI, SALAMI, THE 3 POINTER"
Jesus shuttlesworth is an in house selection picked to fill the umami terp profile slot. With dark purple hues and diamond like crystal, it’s sure to coat your mouth with flavors you know and love.
Effects: Chill
Aroma/Taste: Umami, Dark Berries, Rich
Winner of The Haze Halloween Secret-Cup 2021 for best Indica. 🏆
Primary Terpenes: Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, Myrcene, Pinene
The Answer
Effects: Semi heavy high, stoney eyes
Aroma/Taste: Sweet candy, floral, bright
Primary Terpenes: Myrcene, Limonene, Pinene, Caryophyllene, Linalool
The Piper
Effects: Caffeine Buzz, Eye High
Aroma/Taste: Sweet, Savory
Primary Terpenes: Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, Humulene, Pinene
THE ONE
“MIND, BODY, SOUL”
Hitting you from your head to your toes.
Effects: Sedative, Stoney
Aroma/Taste: Dark Berries, Hazelnut, Gassy
Primary Terpenes: Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene, Linalool, Humulene
DR. FREEZE
“FIND YOUR CHILL"
Effects: Chill
Aroma/Taste: Gas, Floral, Pepper
Primary Terpenes: Limonene, Caryophyllene, Linalool, Myrcene, Linalool